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i found my love
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[07 Sep 2006|03:00pm] |
i miss steve
fucking stingray bastard
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| Stuart |
[02 Sep 2006|10:37am] |
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.
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[03 May 2006|03:28pm] |
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But I have found what I've been looking for
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[25 Mar 2006|08:04pm] |
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from Canada
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[09 Mar 2006|05:37pm] |
Let's go walking on the water
Come all the way please
I wanna know
Should I stay or go?
No need to be scared
Let's jump into the day
I wanna know
I think I oughta go
Close your eyes and make believe
You can do whatever you please
I wanna know
I think I better go
Let's go walkin on water
Now you think I'm Satan's daughter
I wanna know
Please let me go!
Just too quick
Now I think I'm gonna be sick
I wanna know
Should I stay or go?
I'm trying for the future
It's funny that way
I wanna know
I wanna know!
I took a look into the hate
It made me feel very up to date
I wanna know
Should I stay or go?
Hold me tight, down on my knees
So I don't go burning 'cross the breeze
I wanna know
I wanna know!
I wanna know
Should I stay or go?
Burning 'cross the breeze
Burning 'cross the breeze
Blowing 'cross the breeze
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[26 Feb 2006|09:37am] |
I finally got a job
workplace: panera
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[22 Feb 2006|06:51pm] |
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This is the FINAL show of
LeftisRight
FRIDAY, February 24
Bond Park Senior Center
- LeftisRight -
- Valley -
- Inside the Flame -
- Suffering from Sanity -
- New Morality -
Doors open at 630; $7
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[18 Feb 2006|01:46pm] |
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gimme some leftover crack
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[30 Jan 2006|06:53pm] |
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applying to panera
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| FL |
[29 Jan 2006|09:33pm] |
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goin to JUPITA the weekend of feb 18
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[05 Jan 2006|08:57pm] |
bill o'reilly is a real bitch
support letterman
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| get down |
[03 Jan 2006|04:52pm] |
PHUNK PARTAY
AT MY HOUSE (NEXT) FRIDAY
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[13 Dec 2005|09:28pm] |
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Merry Chritsmas ya filthy animal, and a Happy New Year!
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[07 Dec 2005|09:28pm] |
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im sick to death of being constantly fucking sick of
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[27 Nov 2005|11:23am] |
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ATTENTION
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available almost everywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. Many times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their money in a scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage"
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[23 Nov 2005|02:03pm] |
yea
it was fucking awesome
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[18 Nov 2005|12:15pm] |
Off to Conn.
be back sunday
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